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MTV Germany ads: 'Sex is no accident. Always use a...
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THE GIF. OMG.
LMAO OMG.
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Fuck me, redux.
This is my bastardized version, my apologies to Dr. Seuss from Mr. Coffee:
fuck me sideways in a chair, just don’t get it in my hair.
backwards, twice from behind, your big dick blows my mind.
on top for hours and hours, you’re my first to deflower.
upside down and horizontally connect, lets not try to break our necks.
standing up in a bed, is so much better than in a shed.
on a table or...
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